The Ramblings of the Titanium Don

An open letter to the US Congress from an Average American

Dear Legislative Branch, Greetings.  I am an Average American, working for a living, trying to build a life for myself and paying my bills and so on and so forth.  I pursue life, liberty, and happiness, as per the Declaration of Independence. Now, seriously – look at me.  Because clearly you do not see me, or the other MILLIONS like me.  You see the poor, because you HAVE to pay them mind.  If you don’t you’re considered heartless.  You see